i must be attending the best guilt tripping services,
between the tear jerking poor orphans stories in some country I can't point out to in a map, and the pastor with only 1 testes & 8kids, they get me almost every time :p
Yup Am Feeling Like Mr.Burns Getting Smacked for Steem
Hehe the pros of getting so fat is that you have a valid reason not to be able to help with any chores, and you can focus on watching porn and occasionally checking coinmarket cap.com
Some thieves just want hard earned cash
Making a living the hard way.
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why bother when you already have a keg of beer eh?
Greed is the folly of youth, and the idiocy of the aged. Better one cold tall glass than shards all over thy pubes.
This guy really lives by the motto; " get rich or die trying"
Just get shaved trying,
thugthoughtless life.yup certain species of
idiotsgeniuses are well know to persistently push unlock pull only doorsHaha This guy deserves the Darwin Award no doubt
This is what bad kids do to their mom
I don't do that, of course,
I have a pup to distract & a kitty to heist
Am just
the masterminda good boysick of the cheap cat food
i must be attending the best guilt tripping services,
between the tear jerking poor orphans stories in some country I can't point out to in a map, and the pastor with only 1 testes & 8kids, they get me almost every time :p
Yup Am Feeling Like Mr.Burns Getting Smacked for Steem
source: giphy
trick is to sit right after mr burns so you can grab all his money he donated
i knew I just needed an angle!
This thief wasn't so lucky
All he got was a beating for his troubles, makes you wanna go
study finance and really rob in style.
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he was unlucky to run into luke cage
Well then
Note to all shopkeepers: This is all you need to protect yourself,
stock up on chairs to keep the robbers away.
Greed won't get you far in the long run
hahah that's me in mom's basement
Hehe the pros of getting so fat is that you have a valid reason not to be able to help with any chores, and you can focus on watching porn and occasionally checking coinmarket cap.com
Being smaller and faster has its perks
It's a dog eat dog world.
it sure is, and having a bigger sausage doesn't guarantee success either
having a weiner doesn't help either
woah, thug life
no way to share foods @traf
@resteemia
Stick them up, this is a robbery!!
Maybe he should stick to pole vaulting.
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its like he took all the parts that other people saw off their shotgun and stuck it into his
Hell yeah, you just have to be like the sticky bandits.
Gif from Giphy
hope he doesn't give me a prostate examination with those gloves
Lol, the most important thing is to choose the right moment, ha ha ha :D
dude that cat need to upgrade his weapons