It's Not That Bad

in funny •  20 days ago

When you're trying to comfort a friend by telling her that her botched nose job isn't so bad

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When that friend gets to 65

And that botched nose job is now the least of her worries

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in a way, michael jackson was lucky to have not lived that long

Yeah pretty much like people avoiding telling me about the fact that my prayer look like stages of porn, giving it doggy style —> receiving it doggy style —> taking it anally —> and getting a facial.
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i'm thinking of converting if i can get a spot behind a pretty muslim girl at the mosque
beats going to yoga class

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@traf let me update little bit, in the place of a pretty muslim girl i will set there your wife and behind your wife i will set there my erected Dog ! now it's gonna make more fun.......chillllllllllllllll

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@amirtheawesome1 hey motherfucker bitch , i think you were born from a dog sparm. I don't how many dog fucked your mother using differnet style to give you birth . You son of bitch you don't have any fucking right to talk about any region. I will fuck your mom, sista , gf using dog and don't worry there i will use many different styles as ur wish. If you are interested to join in the gang bang to fuck your family then you are welcome, bitch 😬

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How does everyone know about my mom and the dog? Goddamn NSA!

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Damn it you are such a shameless ...
Shame on you !

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How can I be shameless and have shame on me at the same time ?

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I will fuck your mom, sista , gf using dog

and somehow his joke is more terrible than this line.

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Fuck that wasn't funny at all can't you see he was talking about region like bullshit

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I want to fuck your mom and your sister also your girlfriend using tripple condom..........

mother fucker.......If you try to harm me, then I understand that your mother, Sister and Girlfriend, has been laughing for 5 days. You are born from a dog's stomach. Or your mother was Bissa, so you are so stupid. The best of their own religion is the best of themselves. If you are a baper

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I think the strangest part of that insult, aside from calling him and his mother the names of Ikea furniture, was the part about the triple condom...

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I think the strangest part of that insult, aside from calling him and his mother the names of Ikea furniture, was the part about the triple condom...

bwahahah... daem you're a comedic bad-ass traffy!

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Thanks for you.....

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Thanks for you traf. Thanks for you.

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Let’s break down your comment. If I was born from a dog’s stomach then that means my mother is a dog and so is my sister. And you want to fuck both, so you like fucking dogs ? Good for you man. Also my mom and sisters were laughing for 5 days after you said you wanted to fuck them? Are you that pathetic? You just said you wanted to fuck my mother, sister and girlfriend (I wish), called me a dog insulted my mothers, and you’re the best of your religion? We had a good run I guess.

Learn to take a joke.

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This is very bad, You don't right to negligence any region. I hope you understand @amirtheawesome1

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He has a right to negligence every region. I hope you understand.

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I really don’t, could you explain it in a way that makes even less sense ?

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bwahahah....wait i need clarification also!

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Yeah right man

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insulted my mothers

How many mothers do you have dude?

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Still counting.

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why i think you born in dog's stomach...........

you are a human ok......

ohh really it mean's you are a dog. you told that.

but i don't know how the dog will talk to me and work on steemit ........

Incredible

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Ive read lassie books and even those didn’t feature he word “dog” as much as you have.

Thanks for the biology 101 though.

Also what the hell is a triple condom? Like I’m honestly interested, is it three condoms stacked one over the other or what exactly ?

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listen, when he commented on muslim i am socked.why people are indult muslim's .if if you are doing trool's and send everybody.then what you think?

If we do not understand that ......... i think there will be no one like us. They think of us worst. Now your wish is that you will not be good to human or bad. You survive

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Is that what a triple condom is ?

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You've got your priorities straight I see.

Haha lmao, let alone how the lips look. That Angelina Jolie look didn't quite work out right


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damn grinch, i want my xmas back

That's the same look my parents gave me when I told them I was going to be an art major.

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yeah that's because they didn't expect you to even finish your special education equivalent of middle school

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Hilarious

🤣🤣🤣

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Yeah hilarious

Lol. The surgeon was mistaken, it was necessary to shorten the language, but not the nose :))

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she's like every lesbian's wet dream

This has become my precise reaction to seeing the heated drama and zingers unfolding on this comment board.

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ya that was just weird
no idea what the hell that's all about

Hahahaha

@traf,
Technically it's not a matter until it's at the middle of the face :D

Cheers~

Nobody was happy at any time when someone has succeeded in his work

Kikikikiki,

Her face betrays her words.
Lolz

This great funny post..That's the same look my parents gave me when I told them I was going to be an art major.

hi friends @traf.I am also your post follow.and upvote and resteem.please visit my blog@tombredy.you also funny post.

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Please Stop - @tombredy

You just said "your post","visit my blog" and in your your last 100 comments you used 31 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 0 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 63.30% and Bot: 1.00%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

image_search_1525583285265.jpg Uh doctor, do something, my life is going on.

pocketsend:11@traf, play around with the token of fun - POCKET!

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Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: traf
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New receiving account balance: 10
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Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

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What Id is going on around here. Is it something I need to know ?
Tous funny gif. Sugar coating Things.

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Successful Send of 11
Sending Account: pode
Receiving Account: traf
New sending account balance: 47315
New receiving account balance: 10
Fee: 1
Steem trxid: ab3ff9c5d3ca4d2fdbdcda305e1dae787c018874
Thanks for using POCKET! I am running this confirmer code.

Wow lovely funny post i like it..

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Please Stop - @msabbir

You just said "i like it" and in your your last 100 comments you used 79 phrases considered to be spam and you made this exact same comment 1 times. You've received 1 flags and you may see more on comments like these. These comments are the reason why your Steem Sincerity API classification scores are Spam: 65.60% and Bot: 1.40%

Please stop making comments like this and read the ways to avoid @pleasestop and earn the support of the community.

haha its so funny

When my friends convince to flirt with a girl then I ask them "how did I do?"

Do not worry the owner, I will love you with any nose :))

This great funny post..

Nice very funny meme

@traf now say something to console her Lol
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I get that reaction many many times and more offending too.

Nice meme.

Lol. When you do not want to offend your girlfriend, but emotions give you away :)))

Oh God, I also want such a nose :))