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Nah, it's all baloney, you see that dead person next to her?

Yup, that's what going to happen if I have to go Vegan.

all baloney perhaps
but definitely no abalone allowed

When your wife prepared vegan food for you.

Ah, to eat from the flora of the earth, it's a calling.


You know it's right when even the humble broccoli whispers your name

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what the hell is that? dognip?

It's just broccoli, but I do dip it in meat sauce.

Just cover anything in chocolate, and I'll just call it Vegan


I hope that @steemnsfw doesn't show up and spunk all over my reply now

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hmm you eating all the chocolate must have made your kids easter egg hunt a waste of their time

Yes, choc trumps flowers, but diamonds trump choc, can't eat diamonds though.

You know it's not so bad when you get a few grasshoppers in for protein...

Shhh don't tell the other vegans, I'm @#$%ing starving over here.

so much for trying to learn kung fu from them

Nice retort! Didn't see that one coming.

Haha lmao or you are after a date with fabio the cow


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damn these things are destroying the environment with their farts through each others' hair

No one looked what she ate. All of us watched her bouncing boobs. Please be honest.

yeah guess now you know what I was searching to find this gif in the first place

This looks vegetarian to me.

*vagitarian

Why are you force feeding a pussy!


This is just cruelty, oh wait, I was wrong you have a taker

Haha....beat that!

Ok I'm sorry, my mom told me not to be proud, sometimes animals just makes me get creative you know.

Id prefer to be a "Vagatarian"!

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