What's really sad is to find out that you don't have penis. That's correct, male penguins in fact do not have a penis. Makes you wonder how else they show dominance over each other? "Totally going to carry this pebble over to your mom's house tonight and give her a cloacal kiss."
fcuk the mirror as long as the canon fires
Boom...Boom...Boom.....Traffy's Arse Is Doom
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damn, well if i'm to take it load up the ass i probably prefer it to be that than something else
didn't know you're into my kind of kinky stuff,
I'm a guns & roses fan too ;)
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Should you ever change your mind. call me.
That's not a cannon
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haha flag!
ok I see his black pants under the mega-flab -upvoted
Hunting this sniper will be precious
I can't see even in the mirror
@traffy, lets be honest you also need a magnifying glass to go with that mirror
maybe to focus a beam of sunlight to kill all the crabs in my pubes :p
That's ok, I enjoy shellfish.
You mean like this
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Erectile Dysfunction is a serious condition, and with growing concern of obesity ED even more so
Listen carefully young men, wank test so you know it's all ok
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this is not medical advice - but it's a great excuse to ask the gf or wife to help-out
Yep, a mirror definitely helps.
Especially a distorting mirror
i'm the fairest of them all
buttcheeks...that's the fairest of them all :P
On the bright side, no need to iron your shirts anymore
The bulging takes care of that.
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definitely the only way non iron shirts work
Don't worry you still have time to get fit
See, this guy took 2 years, I'm sure you can do it, too.
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When you have to send out a search party to find your dick!
i probably need to do that even if i'm not fat
Float like a butterfly hung like a bee
What's really sad is to find out that you don't have penis. That's correct, male penguins in fact do not have a penis. Makes you wonder how else they show dominance over each other? "Totally going to carry this pebble over to your mom's house tonight and give her a cloacal kiss."
didn't expect to run into david fucking attenborough here when I'm just posting a joke
jeez
A lot of research went into that. Now I need to delete "penguin penis size" from my web history before my wife begins to wonder what's going on
Gave that bitch a pebble. Bitches love pebbles.
Lol, this guy found an outlet to use his weight, ha ha ha :D
fucking his own stomach fat
might be pretty good
ha ha, maybe he specifically increased it