I Hate My Kid

in funny •  6 months ago

When you're having a nice chat to a pretty lady at the supermarket and your kid suddenly pops out of nowhere to cockblock you

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But every once in a while when it looks like you're gonna be gang raped by some belugas

The youngster comes to the rescue

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ya, rape them instead, leave me alone!

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That's an awesome block! lol I tried looking for the full play on Youtube but couldn't find it.

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Thanks for sharing..

I've got a simple word that will stop this dilemma

Vasectomy

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does it stop a 5 year old from existing?

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Thanks for you....

@traf,
No worries dude, kid came nowhere means "your wife is around here"! It might a damn day when she found you with this lady :D

Cheers~

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that's just madonna trying to forcibly adopt children

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Thanks for you sir...

I also hate kids
They are like this pole to your sex life.

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woah, cock blocked!

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Thanks for sharing.

Thanks god your wife does not pop up otherwise ....you know better.

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every time i so much as glance in the direction of another woman

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Hahaha fantastic funny post..

Kids can actually be good wingmen until they're old enough to tell mom

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that's why a dog is better

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Hahaha that's great funny.

Really annoying and shameful

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kids are kids after all

LOL

That's why i hate kids. Dude they don't even allow me to sex with my own wife.

I found your kid @traf. I think he has reached his goal.

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Wow amazing funny.

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Very interesting funny sir..

Lol. My wife so taught the child that he became my shadow. So I can not just talk to women :)

Excellent... Very funny meme..

I go through on it 😂 you don't have to explain more, I can understand what it feels certain time 😣

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Hehehe silly joke but I liked it:p

  • Hey dad, remember mom said you should get her diapers for jake and sam.
    At this moment, it could either go two ways
  • Hey do I know you,
    Or
  • this is my sisters kid, he has regular amnesia

Hey @traf your son came to you all of a sudden and told you daddy my mom sends you to say why do you take so long? hehe very funny meme

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Very interesting funny@trar sir.

The best way is if you send the child to the game room. Then you will not have problems in communicating with the ladies.

Yeah this, is a stupid joke but I liked it:one

When you are having sex with your wife and your kids wake up. And the kid says daddy what are you doing with mommy.

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Hahaha. That's a tragedy

calm @traf that your wife did not find out

Hhahahaha, and she be screaming daddy daddy everywhere!

Lol. In such cases, I always say that it's a neighbor's boy who was asked to look after.

hahah the bastard.

Xd Forever alone mate.

My cat :)
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interesante, no lo alcanza porque viene desde atrás.

How I imagine the ride home