I Can Easily Count To 12

in #funny8 years ago

It's annoying when people keep giving you shit about how your parents were each others' cousins and you can't even respond by flipping them off
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hey no risk no gain, you might luck out and get two full size penises like that guy at reddit

Where are they both located? One on his head might help in the case of a 3some.

haha...that would be the grandkids with 3 penises

i'm happy to settle for one full sized penis

Yea everytime you will be flipping people off you will be making the peace sign

haha i'll have to settle for the V sign and flipping my tongue in and out of it

Haha now that's the kind of peace we need

That must be the holy grail that all noodling hill billies been trying to achieve.

that or webbed hands a feet

I think in this guys case you go for it!

A two headed kid will be worth it

from the looks of him, his parents certainly did

Well, they're probably just 3rd or 4th cousins

You tell them that next time, while giving them the peace sign

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if she says no, just use force

@traf,
A good question, who can answer?

Cheers~

damn, what are the chances of all 3 brothers being pedophiles

I tell them to suck my third nut.

it's not technically a nut if it's just small dude

It just hasn't fully dropped yet.

Hehe good one ☝️

Having 6 fingers is also a very big advantage when performing a stealth sexual maneuver like the Barracuda. I believe @sluttynsfw is familiar with this one!

lol not sure if he goes by that name

Well, on the bright side, if your parents divorce you all can still be a family.

family reunions are going to be awkward

Especially when they've hooked up with the other cousins.

just kick their ass.. this is what they deserve..
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