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well some of the folks i know kinda look like this

understandably pictures of their babies are just an endless parade of troll mugshots

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ya when they show you their photos you ask them to turn off the snapchat filters

How i feel when my relatives show me their babies and asked me to hold for sometime.

do they always have that much hair? does make grabbing them easier

boil it, make ginseng soup!

Yes, historically baby pictures were also carved into stones and weaved into papyrus.


Ugly got faith

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could be a baby cow or something

Parents, this is not cute...it's disgusting and a bit neglectful

Get off the internet and clean up your baby....wuuuugh
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nah just leave it there and let it collect until it turns into santa's beard

Even worse when you meet the baby for the first time and its yours from some girl you met at TGI Fridays who you never did call back!

yeah but the slut probably convinced someone else it's his, so keep quiet and smile.

i wouldn't recognize her as i never look through the glory hole

Here's another way not to react

Well, you can always say you got zapped by the electrical kettle

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haha i do that at end of my piss sometimes
all guys do
that's why our restrooms can get messy

Must admit, I've never sprayed in my own face.

hmm..

gotta try it now.

bwahahah kramer is a legend

I love his reactions. They're so dramatic.

When they're so ugly, it's hard to find something nice to say

So you find common ground

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and 3 noses and 4 ears

Imagine he says the 'ooooh that's your baby?' bit at last. xD

You are so rude @traf.
But i'm little gentle than you in such situations.

haha that's what i say to my wife

diplomatic as darts

They show you their pain.

tell them to forget college fund, and just start a savings plan for plastic surgery

i tell them afterwards yup, you're definitely the father

Oh please. No one can make you gag like I do.


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hmm anti gag reflex training
not sure if i'll ever need it

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