Hahahah that moment when you are probably New to the place and youv been to three different vegan restaurants and the final one you were directed to also happened to be a vegan restaurant and at this point youbare fed up and you begin to consider eating your own hand coz you fucking need meat like...
maybe this is a good strategy, bring your carnivor gf to a vegan restaurant, then ask her if she wants to go back to your place for some meat
i'm sure she'll appreciate the wit and not just bite your dick off
That's when you skip right to dessert
Sweets make everything bearable
well that diet lasted a good 5 seconds
It's just too late for some of us to go vegan.
Like teaching old dinosaurs new tricks
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forgot to take your mask off after the swingers party?
If this guy's making the salad, I'll stay and eat
Meat or no meat, I'll take whatever he's dishing out
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that's so sexist
objectifying hot men like myself
Haha, I do apologize your hotness and I will try to be less sexist in the future.
I took my gf on date but when i told her that we are going to vegan restaurant.
yeah you laugh but she just made off with your backpack
You need to get invited to this guy's place
He doesn't serve vegan or vegetarian dishes
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guess he adds a new meaning to the phrase you got served
lol Hannibal makes you yummy
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Me - Nop I don' taste garbage.
probably tastes better out of the trash
Hahahah that moment when you are probably New to the place and youv been to three different vegan restaurants and the final one you were directed to also happened to be a vegan restaurant and at this point youbare fed up and you begin to consider eating your own hand coz you fucking need meat like...
tastes like chicken
If you're hungry enough, you will eat anything, even someone else's food
Stop pretending it's about the vegan restaurant
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Fuckkkkk u fuck u fuck fuck you .......
yeah hangry can be a bitch