Giving Up Alcohol
I've successfully given up alcohol 47 times in the last year and I can't wait to spend all these 24 hour sobriety coins at the bar
I've successfully given up alcohol 47 times in the last year and I can't wait to spend all these 24 hour sobriety coins at the bar
@traf - Lol. Just like I gave up smoking every day and screwing once a month :) No one gave me smoky coins or screwdrivers :)
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Regards,
@vm2904
Your wit and satire has always enamored me of your posts. Am trying to bring in the satirical style of writing in my blogs
thank you, glad you enjoyed it
The problem with most alcoholics is that they always see the glass as being half empty
yes, when it's a perfectly full glass
blurred vision can do that to you
It's easier to buy the coins on Ebay. Don't spend them all at the bar, save a few to gain entrance into AA meetings so you can pick up women with no self esteem or inhibitions.
Oh don't worry I got those needs taken care of - I've got a part time job as a carer at a nursing home
I usually give up alcohol every Sunday afternoon and then relapse every Friday evening.
One of the greatest mysteries that still exists is, why haven't we come up with a cure for hangovers yet? Think of the amount of money that could be made from a true hangover remedy and the amount of headaches that would be cured
definitely should be our #1 priority
then a cure for cancer
next step, giving up restraining order. imagine what you can do with all those papers just lying around.
Truly a joyous success worth celebrating with a tall 'n frostie cold one! Enjoy !!
haha definitely