Everyone Deserves a Chance
When you can tell the job interview isn't going so well and figure you might as well try being honest
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When you can tell the job interview isn't going so well and figure you might as well try being honest
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if you don't hire me, I'm not going to start having sex, maybe not ever!.....please give my sexlife a chance to fuck-up
No Money No Honey!No Job, Lonely Knob!source: sad guy from dawson creek
i'll have that etched onto my gravestone
In my time honesty was the highest esteem policy, times have surely changed, kissasory has now turn some of you young whippersnappers to big lips employees.
Perhaps this explains all the popularity of twerking, its symbolic of the times. At this rate In 50 years time it will be mandatory for all bosses to twerk.
starts from the top, if you can bs your way to being the president, you can bs your way to anything
This is reason i did not get job and i'm on steemit.
well isn't he just doing a swell job learning on the fly? lol
Interviewee - Write a function in javascript to find out longest palindrome in a given string?
Me -
Me - Fuck give me chance i know copy paste also ...and then
i can alt tab right before the boss walks by
Hooker at a job interview is a bit easier
Just give me a chance to FUCK
i'll give her a job if she gives me one ;)
That's a more then fair deal ;)
Hi @trafalgar Why aren't you posting.I look forward to your post.
Job interviews and pick up lines.
Nowadays, honesty might be so startling it could work.
most of us would have very different resumes, for starters
Lol, everyone has a chance, the main thing is to want very much, ha ha ha
haha almost none of the guys had a sense of humor about it
I can promise I won't let you down.
one thing you can count on is my fucking up
I have a 100% proven track record.
Look carefully at this picture, I'm like this red man at a job interview. It is my chance..
Hahaha I swear I've done this when it wasn't going well at an interview I got all serious and was like " GIVE ME A CHANGE ! " without the "fuck-up part"
They didn't .