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There is another strategy for a strapping young lad, take him to Eastern European for vacation, nothing like a first crush with quality.

yes an affordable first crush at that

I think Dad was hoping his kid couldn't swim either!

dad was hoping it was a river of acid

Should choose kids but i will choose my gf because some days after a new kid will be born .

you certainly have your priorities right
then you'll have to leave her

Right said if i choose gf i will have to leave my kid

don't worry when he grows up and gets one of his own, he'll not just understand and forgive you, he will also be asking for advice

he'll probably succeed where i failed and drown his kid for good measure

Catching such a beauty is another level of fishing !

I wonder how big his rod is ? Also what kind of bait he uses ..

We were raised in a different generation. Being tossed in the water was commonplace in the old days. Toughened you up and helped you learned to swim. Now it is all about safe spaces and feelings.

and here is the revenge of the son.

actually it was not a revenge. he just wanted to pick your girlfriend.

first one of these clips that didn't involve the dad getting hit in the nuts
i salute you

Children are always the threshold for our dreams, this is what they really deserve

he was presenting the parent of the year award

I still think he should have chose me....

no this is not the same as iraqi dads getting 4 x 19 year old wives....oh wait it probably is....nvm

Your ass is not tight enough compared to the Eastern European girl

my uncle disagrees.

Haha right family bonds I see

felling sad!!!!
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Lol, oh yeah, there are fathers who, for the sake of their penis, are ready to go to much, ha ha ha :D

I want to be your dad, i love you more

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