Down Dogtraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago When you find that perfect activity to both acquire and hide an erection simultaneously gif from giphy #meme
very smart traffy i see you went with the white
sexymattmat to hide the semen drip from all the thigh rubbingit was that all dressing up as a painter
have you played mario yoga.....exactly, now you know why it didn't do well with test users
This samba instructor also found a way to hide his erection in plane sight
damn
the rest of us just have to do it the old fashioned way by tucking it under the belt
Haha by the looks of it this guy hasn't worn a belt since 1979
Make sure you dress right for the
erectionoccasionPastels, can't go wrong in hiding a glaring boner with blinding bright tights that keeps all eyes away
man tights from aliexpress
nude balance
Thanks traf, now I'm going to remember this post whenever I wear my NB sneakers
You can even have team boners
Bring your wingman along
be an awkward olympic event
As long as the girls think peanutz and I are hot, its good enough for me :P
Goat yoga is the in thing now
They are there mostly to keeps traf from doing anything nasty or baaaaaaaad!
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daem beastly-damnation jedi, I didn't think you'll be this hardcore!
could throw in a few mountain lions for variety
Inspiration comes in all shapes and forms.
Like an upside down black pyramid of Giza
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Why you gotta do me like that doc?
damn, I can smell her from here
Then close your legs.
Always make sure you wear the correct outfit.
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Preparation is key
gotta get lucky and find someone fresh out of prison to increase success rate
oohhh.....brilliant idea, have to start parking at prison facilities
Doggy style downward cat is a great way to get things going
Partner yoga is better for stretching the pole
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yeah but usually they're furious when they find out
That's what happens when you just sneak up to any random person and strike the pose.
@traf,
If it went too much, it can be ended up as a chaos :D
Cheers~
5000 years and now we're finding out the real use of yoga.
We've come far, fellow brothers and sisters, we've come far.
How far do you come?
Asking for a friend due to a restraining order.
What's the distance that needs to be covered?
50 yards
Fuck.
lol 50 Yards not 50 Fcuks
Ah, fuck.
I'll need a booster. Preferably minnowbooster.
(Seeing how shite my payouts have been)