Don't Get Your Hopes Up

in #funny9 years ago

When you can be certain there's some good looking asshole sitting right behind you

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Walk up to the beautiful young lady so it's just you and her, then slowly blow a kiss back an her and say, "You didn't blow hard enough and it landed on me, you're welcome to keep practicing on me until you get it right'

Telling people random stuff is how I keep myself young.

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haha i think i'll get myself into trouble telling women they didn't blow hard enough

Hehehe @drsinmongwong
You just sound as if you've been waiting for such opportunity.lol

Quickly aim your butt at the unsuspecting handsome fool next to you and crack out a nasty one as he open his mouth to silently say I love you

fingers crossed it's a wet fart

Hahah...That means you just launch a nasty war @dj123

It's only a war if you don't quickly say excuse me while he's chocking on the fumes

Hmmmm that sounded nice

Oh God please let my Year10, 11 & 12 have chicks like that blowing kisses!

Pleasseeeee!

looks like the most generous tipper at the strip club

Do you think they know it's Christmas?


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guess she's coming early this year
after i'm done and she has to finish herself off

Omg I just have to stylishly find my way towards her and give her double of that damn kisses. Mua mua....

ya and then pretend its for the girl behind her

Everyone brace themselves for NSFW replies with that asshole winking back. This is your time to shine where the sun don't shine boys...

yes, send all these cheeky one eyed wink pictures to steematt in a pm please

You can't tell me what do do.

NSFW I think I can take you

I was winking at the girl beside...

getting about as much attention from as I would i see

But his name is Charlie Sheen... so she will eventually figure out that I'm the much better option.

says you
i can't compete with blood type: tiger

The brain organising a love party...lol

hahaha..very funny.interesting too.

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