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But when she dive pool automatically drained.

ya my wife is banned from the local pool and all you can eat buffet

Is it mean that I wish some shit would have shot out from his shell right after his head hit the ground?

@traf,
You must use the correct strategy to jump into a pool. Look I told it to my son and atleast he managed to minimize the risk :D

Try it with your a$$ first lol :D

Cheers~

poor kid on naughty santa's lap

Me after drinking too much in the pool party.
Always dive in no water land.

your dad always told you to drink before swimming too eh?

Reminds me of my childhood, only replace the grass with sand.

The resemblance of the turtle to this lady is uncanny!

this is genuinely how i dive
call it the face plant

The turtle sure got big flippers.

he forgot to bring his skateboard.....pool planning mr.tortise

ya like one of those hover boards you see in the ninja turtles arcade game

i'm like a poor orphan child who never got taken to the arcade and only heard rumors of radioactive sludge turning turtles to ninja warriors.....so no i don't know wtf you're talking about traffy! ....sob

It's very famous Olympic games in here. We are waiting for your participation in next round.

yes, it looks like a little bit dangerous.

is he through to the finals?

Murat, sounds like Borat's brother.

This is like that guy who bought $10,000 worth of Bitconnect token 10minutes after they announce that they will not redeem it for BTC.


Such perfect form, too bad about the spinal injury

his last words were BITCCCCOOONNNNNNNEEEECCCCT....

When bitch trying to show off and jump into a frozen pool 😀 his reaction like : ohhhhh noo my
Ass has broken 😂😂😂
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I think they are somehow related
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