Disgusting Joke ^_^

in #funny8 years ago

When your girlfriend says she's sick of pearl necklaces so you eat a lot of veggies to try to shoot a greenish load on her neck

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It looks like she's had five or six dicks on her neck already.

lol yeah it was a quiet night for her

just don't take the antibiotics, same results

ya, and she automatically starts looking like she's had a vajazzle too

dress her up head to toe

I feel bad for Spider-Man's girlfriend. You know when he's finished slinging his web it's got to be a mess.

she ends up a cocoon every night

Lol I think she is still waiting


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i think she just got it all over her shirt

When @traf gonna propose someone 😂
Traffy:If you ever wanted a penis necklace, now is your chance … will you marry me girl ?
Girl:let me see how much big you've got ?
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now say what will happen Yes or No ??

this should be on the bachelor

hahahahahahaha

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@traf,
Not a bad idea to load with veggies :D But it might smell like Sh!t of Cow :D

Cheers~

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