Also, when you take out the trash,
get laundry in the hamper,
lawn mowing/snow shoveling,
work 50 hours a week,
walk dog, feed kids, brush teeth, open jars,
quit watching sports, be nice to in-laws,
lay down in front of a semi-truck...
@traf - She ain't clapping. She is showing how she will slap your balls if you take that much time finding it!! LOL
Good one. Gosh - you are going to make me go the NSFW way on Steemit!!
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Regards, @vm2904
I really do not understand this one, I am still a kid
But maybe all you gents should ask your wives for advice to give a really good respond
u know incase she gets on Steemit to
ban you forever from traf respondingread your postingsthese mail order brides get a little too comfortable and want the world these days
I know exactly where it is, you can't see it but you can feel it.
ah it's a mario kart fanatic
Haha
a banana peel? looks more like a wishbone from a velociraptor
Haha
lol!
that means you have a long experience in the field, my friend . And your wife is dancing with joy in your achievement . I wish you good luck .
Also, when you take out the trash,
get laundry in the hamper,
lawn mowing/snow shoveling,
work 50 hours a week,
walk dog, feed kids, brush teeth, open jars,
quit watching sports, be nice to in-laws,
lay down in front of a semi-truck...
ya, the truth hurts yo
Wait a second you mean people have been getting an applause all these years for finding the joy button?
Damn it I'm so pissed now, I want a 21 gun salute! I'm like 5th degree black belt at pin-the tail on the donkey!
I thought it was just a pimple
@traf - She ain't clapping. She is showing how she will slap your balls if you take that much time finding it!! LOL
Good one. Gosh - you are going to make me go the NSFW way on Steemit!!
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Regards,
@vm2904
ahh, she's like a seal
Don't worry young people,
With time and experience you'll become master locksmiths to that special vault
oh yes, 1 caveat, this is only true as long as you don't get locked out in the dog-house, there is no escape from that
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i'm permanently in the dog house i got my own set of keys
She: Clap! Clap!
Me: Slow Bow
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hmm pretty sure it's on her collar bone
Master Level Clitoris Finding Training:
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You must be rich if SHE became your wife before this epic achievement. ;)
nah, mail order brides are 99.95 + postage
Darknet + Monero?
And then I'd say....
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oh come'on it's a team effort
it's a collaboration between me and my little brother - we call it our little treasure hunt
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