Bzzztraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago When you unexpectedly turn on your wife's vibrator thinking it was a torch gif from giphy #meme
that dog was doing a peanut butter threesome with wifey and you, after shaking off her squirt, he's catches the dildo to poke it into you
i'm going to close the curtains next time
Traffy you wouldnt mistake it for a torch if your wife had your dick moulded to make a vibrator...maybe a jelly bean?
I think the fact that my dick resembles a jelly bean is ample reason for the wife to turn to a vibrator that's not made in my image
so yeah, zing :p
Size doesnt matter...
No time for sex ...Now you can enjoy sexual pleasure while going to office.
now that's power steering
her clitoris is like a little hand that turns the steering wheel
When my wife unboxed a new vibrator.
don't mean to offend, but she's a rough looking young lass isn't she?
your wife has a very strong jaw
You should see her lips
it's like beef jerky
yeah but the spots confuse me
like jadzia dax .....her spots reaches her labia on the way down
When you leave it aside and accidentally sit on it
Now that's quite a buzz
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like a little boy on santa's lap
Speaking from experience, eh, Traf? I'm so glad I never go near any santa.
I was the Santa.
people under estimate the sensitivity of the prostate, they don't call that the male g-spot for naught
Gosh, I feel sorry for your wife
You should've taken it out of her before deciding to play with the settings
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settings: low - med - high - electric chair
lol what kind of man searches for a torch light between his wife's legs
haha best orgasm face ever!
I've seen this gif so many times, and always thought the dog had a marching band behind him... But playing with his mum's dildo... I've not ever seen... You're a special kind of weirdo and I like it.
woah there, I said wife
that mom's dildo shit, that's all in your mind dude
I thought that was normal for you guys down south.
@traf,
(Scenery Part #1) Didn't you see how this guy went to the water and mistakenly found that vibrator? lol :D
Cheers~
could probably turn it down a speed setting or two
daem another squirter, all the ladies are sure squirting today
This is what happens when you foreplay for too long
By mistake when your wife's vibrator start vibrating , but you can't handling this anymore .
I guess that's what fisherman mean when they claim 'it was this big!'
you came so hard you legs went weak.....see that's why you mustn't miss leg day
Lol hahahahahahaha........ but what about your wife's/girlfriend's vibrator??? @dj123
i don't use my husband's dildo, he dips it into chocolate, i prefer vanila
wohhh you're savage dude.......!!!!!!!!!!! @dj123
So after realising it was a vibrator, you decided to put it in your mouth?
yeah...like how I always use a torch