Bufferingtraf (81)in #funny • 6 years ago When you're nearing the end but the porn starts buffering so you have to use your own imagination to cross the finishing line gif from giphy #meme
Things were a lot worse as a teenager in the 90s!
Waiting for your porn to download using dial up with the clock ticking until you get caught by your mum!
haha these days the dial up modem sound is my preferred love making music
HAHA.
lol will refrain from saying anything...might reveal my age to sexymatty
Come on Dj don't hold back
hush....sensei is talking here young padawan
And it's zipped 😷
Hands
downfree, we know what pushes you over the edge...Source
Nah. Better not be. You want Ned to flag him for aggrandizement?
lol...yeah i think we need to call him, that sexymatty just upvoted himself 100% too
hey @ned, another aggrandizer here!
Dear Steem Squad, %'s are equal now, despite the deep pain of everyone's emotional downvote.
@steemnsfw, take it away...
lol....ok here is some pain soothing!
oh poor steemmatt, here is my upvote of support!
Oh shit 100% on a picture. Can't even see the relevence. Should we warn him before we flag him?
Hmm... Traf 21% and selfupvote 100% for a picture... he looks like a taker to me... you all can warn him if you like but I like a taker they're fun.
I had to rub my eyes to make sure I was seeing clearly... now I have a pink eye. Damn you scratchy anus ..
Hahaha... Brace up Matty, Sheriff's on the way
Hi. Nice to meet you.
You too
My crypto portfolio is shrinking. It was a self-pity vote between bottles of vodka. I just wanted to... sniffle... feel... appreciated.
Coinmarket's blood bath has really gotten to some. Easy on the vodka 😁
I always support you matty.
Come to daddy
lol our motto should be steem - where the moon comes to you
This is my reaction to this situation. Because my imagination is not good. While I am trying the imagine sex, One point I think a football game LOL
Steemit Liar of the Year. Well done.
lol what balls don't give you a hardon holy?
Cricket. Wonder how you guys follow that boring horror.
I never understand the cricket games.
Its not lie my friend, I am trying but not satisfied :(
Bek, "porn" was in that sentence.
I know my friend, Watching porn is the only way the satisfaction for me
Oh really? Brace up for Vice then!
lol comes in handy if your missus is a looker
@traf,
The moment you cross the line :D
Cheers~
haha relief and shame all rolled into one
Hahahahahha
Hahahahahahaahaha
Haha unless you have no imagination, then
src
he's trying to discern if he's in someone else's dream...
i do this too, but it's usually just a cramp in my toes or someshit
If you're suffering from cramps I recommend carrots... If all else fails fuck her with a carrot
yeah classic.... i will flag @sluttynsfw later for buffering without a link
Lol, have to use the imagination, because of the buffering, when are finishing here yourself, ha ha ha :D
Guess what I'm doing behind the poster.
Yes, it's me and I took this photo in France.
dang public wanking, didn't think you were the outdoors type cumkee
haha, I like it so much. Ofcourse, I just was posing.
They should make a porn video in reverse where at the end of the porn you find out she went to the doctor and found out she tested positive for an STD.
I've nearly run out of decent masturbation..
