Breath It In

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

When everyone else in the elevator is looking around trying to figure out who farted and they see me all like:

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Inhale that protien fart for gains..

@traf,
Dude you looks like a sucking it all. When the elevator open the door you can say:

Cheers~

well that's one way to stop people from smelling it i guess
suck it all up yourself

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Governments use chemical weapons aggressively. Skunks use chemical weapons defensively. Some if us use chemical weapons for fun.

i hope no one launches their warhead up my gas factory in retaliation

But when the door is opened..My reaction.

lol just in case they couldn't figure it out in the first place

I really don't want to smell what the Rock is cooking!

well i can't generally tell someone's diet from the smell of their farts
but if you can, good for you

It maybe healthy for your bowels, but now your colleagues will affectionaly call you stinky.

if that's the case my bowels are the healthiest ever
i'll put that on my tinder profile

When I fart in the elevator and go out before other people;

It is the real happiness.

so generous, always a parting gift

Lol, i'm perfectly happy when everyone looks around to see where the breath comes from, ha ha ha :D

You can smell what the Rock is cookin'

You need to breathe really deep. If you connect your movement with your breath, this will all feel a lot easier and more pleasant .

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