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in #funny7 years ago

Best thing about Christmas is visiting those mall Santas where kids line up to sit on their laps for a while, and trying to get them arrested by spiking their drinks with Viagra

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It's also fun to load the kids up with laxatives and diuretics before sending them to Santa's lap.

haha well it'll suck if at some point they want to sit on top of your shoulders

There's a visual! Walking around all day, "I keep smelling sh*t every where I turn. I can't figure it out." lol

"Attention shoppers, job opening in the Toys section."

Since his house of cards fell, this might be a great rebound job for Kevin Spacey. He'll fit right in.

haha and I could save on a Viagra

I know right!? Everyone and their dogs win. Think of the savings!

Overly happy and jolly santa and the evil crazy grinch - Yin and yang at its best

i'm here to balance things out :)

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I went to one with my daughter last year they made quite a fuss when it was my turn to sit on Santa's lap

And what did you do? 😜

it's probably because you weren't wearing your Depends

And trying to be naughty just to save Santa the trip....😂😂😂 (lol)
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Pedosanta!!! This could be the headline of the year!!!

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