Beginner's Mistaketraf (81)in #funny • 8 years ago When you make the mistake of going to the most popular brothel in town on their busiest night gif from giphy #meme
when it's your turn, just wrap that long ticket around your cock, it'll become like a discount coupon to waive the condom charge
i could wrap it around 6 or 7 times ;)
Pretty sure you'd get a double discount then.
or more
Hey you, habla Español?
Si senior
Too much ticket, not enough cock.
it's a tear off good for 6 rounds
That actually makes a lot of sense xD haha
I often just ask how much she charges for a hj. Just to know how much I save each time.
the number on the strip of paper is the the price
Wow, you must be a millionaire by now.
Ah to be a beginner again in life, these are the rewards of the adventurous in spirit.
Try not to spit
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That's like choosing between waiting for Steem price to go back up again or dying a virgin!
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mom's probably got some hot gilf friends
Haha your fucked
Those guys could save a lot of time and money if they just did each other right there on that couch.
probably get a little head from the one on the right too
Well, I doubt that Indian wants to be invaded again.
that's racist..... congrats you coloniser
the shrunken head guy could even give traffy head, be about the right fit
Ouch! A shot to the groin.
That's why you have to order ahead and make a reservation. Literally nothing worse than waiting in line at a brothel for 2 hours. How are you going to make it to school on time to pick up your kids?
the mom's definitely not going to do it either
as i'm visiting her
Look at these three ugly people
prostitute will refuse to sex with them when their turn comes after long period of waiting.
and you will be disappointed when you see the whores.
you will return at the first sight. it looks like premature ejaculation.
And the ladies tease you from the balcony window as you wait in line.
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Oh I now see the calibre of women folk you roll with
They're fresh off the Haejin Brothel.
It's like that time I went to Mexico.
I thought one of them looked familiar.
Waiting in line ain’t nobody got time for dat
That’s how I wait in line!
You've not been waiting in line. You've BEAN mad in line!