Basement Escape Artist

in #funny7 years ago

When the girl you picked up last night happens to be a locksmith and you only used a single chain securing her to the radiator

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just be thankful that she didn't also free both your wife and your girlfriend

good thing you lock them up separately in the basement closet and the basement cellar.... very smart jealousy management methods

guess she didn't have the time to dig them up and cast a reincarnation spell

hard when our dinner just got away

al least the leftovers will be warmed up

Gotta use high quality leather straps, body restraints, and just to be safe booby trap like immobilisation darts


That's how my parents got back together and avoided a divorce

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gotcha, although going by the size of some of my catches, horse tranquilizer is probably more apt

haha awww another abduction with a happy ending, were you also born in the basement p? ;)

I have tried to advise you young men here on relationships, but I fear that my counsel may be falling on death ears.


Try to be realistic, aiming way over your league can lead to guaranteed disappointment

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whatever my league is, i guess it wasn't justice league

Don't let the fancy boots fool you, it's steel tip and no matter how small the privates, it will still hurt.

@traf,
Why didn't you even kept a hole in the door! Sometimes it might help a bit :D

Anyway you have an idea about how to manage more than one girl in a single night, am I right?

Cheers~

takes a while, but eventually they learn to use the cat flap

That's why you gotta have a back up plan.


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Mine is Samuel Loverfucking Jackson. He keeps the bitches in line.

he's playing scorpion in the mortal kombat remake, i hear

GET OVER HERE!!! MOTHERFUCKER!!

I like it.

backup chain nice!

I'm sorry, I can't really relate to this ... none of them escaped

they're less fun if you don't give them hope

it's only your first few months, very soon when you start breeding, you'll have to stop chloroforming every night

Chlorofol???? More like Borofol!

Well done, always try to keep what you already have, if at all possible never upgrade, downgrade, or sidegrade. Be grateful, there is much erection satisfaction in contentment.

May be she remain with you whole night if you don't show her your tiny dick.

then what would be the point?

@markzuckerbergs,
How did you know @traf has a tiny d!ck lol :D

Cheers~

Can i get your 'locksmiths' number Traffy? I had this creep show up to my place, yours looks much better!

I suggested she adjust my tap haha, but she escaped :)

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