btw. I'm anxiously waiting for a short comedy post or mime from you at #comedyopenmic, you know it's only going to be complete if dolphins as awesome as you come join us!
will be great to see your submission @cemke, I've seen some of your replies, you're funny! ok...do it quickly so it has time to accumulate upvotes, let me know as soon as it's done so I can go upvote it!
probably just under 20hours, there's lots of upvotes even after we're finish and better yet great place to get a ton of new followers. I notice almost averaged payout for ALL contestants is >$8, and folks are getting dozens of new followers for everyone over $4-5 too!
if you can, just do a short one so I can upvote you!
No need for upvotes man if I ever do I will do because I like how you guys chill in blockchain there shouldd be more legit users like you having fun in steemit where can I find the original announcement of the contest ?
Drinking when both your hearts are broken is only for weak humans.
We, Klingons, spit on your broken hearted rituals. We battle our ex-partners to the death, either they die or we die. If they die, their new human boyfriend can cry like a weeping trafalgar pussy on a sexless date-night.
hey @theabsolute, tell me you have put in an entry into #comedyopenmic, we got like 20hours left and I gotta upvote your submission or I won't forgive myself!
yeah, it's hard when the heart is broken, nothing soothes like a lemon-vodka, tequila shots, or basically anything 70 proof
Tough Times: You Can Count On Your Drinking Buddies To Help Out
source: giphy
it has to be strong enough to double as a flame thrower
Hey @traf,
When will you do a #comedyopenmic entry. We know you're cooking up something special. Less than 24hrs left to go...
i'll try to have a look at the winning picks tomorrow
If you are back off the wagon you might as well do it in style and get some of Colombia's finest marching powder also!
grandma must have been quite a large woman to leave behind so much ashes
We are not civilized that much yet so punching the other guy is another option ! :D
ya cockatoos are way ahead in that regard
strangely appropriate from the @steeminator3000
btw. I'm anxiously waiting for a short comedy post or mime from you at #comedyopenmic, you know it's only going to be complete if dolphins as awesome as you come join us!
I'm not a dolphin but I will try to attend this activity! Have fun :)
will be great to see your submission @cemke, I've seen some of your replies, you're funny! ok...do it quickly so it has time to accumulate upvotes, let me know as soon as it's done so I can go upvote it!
Thank you so much your kind comment! I will tell you when I post it. Just upvote if it is really funny :)
I'm done, hope you like it @dj123!
How much time do I have man ? :D
probably just under 20hours, there's lots of upvotes even after we're finish and better yet great place to get a ton of new followers. I notice almost averaged payout for ALL contestants is >$8, and folks are getting dozens of new followers for everyone over $4-5 too!
if you can, just do a short one so I can upvote you!
No need for upvotes man if I ever do I will do because I like how you guys chill in blockchain there shouldd be more legit users like you having fun in steemit where can I find the original announcement of the contest ?
thanks a bunch @steeminator3000! yeah we want #funny to grow, we're like the smallest community here man!
goto tag #comedyopenmic should be top 2-3 of trending
Drinking when both your hearts are broken is only for weak humans.
We, Klingons, spit on your broken hearted rituals. We battle our ex-partners to the death, either they die or we die. If they die, their new human boyfriend can cry like a weeping
trafalgarpussy on a sexless date-night.haha thats me when someone offers me a light beer
Who needs that low calorie crap?
Lol, in such a situation, it remains to get drunk and go back home, ha ha ha :D
ya, still have to drive the fucking kids from school on the way back too
The best revenge is to go out and drink with other girls
That will show her
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Party! That's what I'm talking about. Have him deal with her problems. Time to talk to those cute birds in the back.
hey @theabsolute, tell me you have put in an entry into #comedyopenmic, we got like 20hours left and I gotta upvote your submission or I won't forgive myself!
No worries, I made sure to have a submission
Drunk Drinking Dog GIF
Drinking fish gif
drinking beer alcohol robert
dang poor fish must have been left behind hard by a cute one from the school if he's risking being caught just to get a drink
Ahahaha Same as my dog who drinks beer
Hi @kaorujimura, I notice you just join us this month. A warm welcome to Steemit!