At The Games

in #funny7 years ago

When you called in sick at work to attend the game and are praying that the camera won't catch you in the crowd

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Oops...Now my father will knows that am hanging out with his wife.

damn
reverse oedipus complex

Hahaha.. what a funny face!

My boss spotted me at the game and this was the result. Lesson was learned...

Always stay inconspicuous when ditching work!

well he certainly went for the tackle there

Glad he didnt go for the squirrel grip!

Maybe he was just jealous of your trouser snake.

It was a bit cold so wasn't much to be jealous of!

The woman in white wearing anal beads seems to be enjoying her vibrating panties

you know i think beads were pretty cool before people started sticking them up their asses
can't possibly see them without automatically thinking anal now

I have the same reaction when I see a butthole...

Completed ruined by the internet.

Everyone Called This Guy A Cheater When He Was Caught On Camera Looking Suspect AF With The Woman Next To Him

guess he was stealing a few bases of his own

You could always go to an NFL game. No one is watching that anymore anyway, so you should be fine. Besides, it's not as bad as being a Catholic priest caught at an abortion rally. It's all relative is what I'm saying.

ya i had to google what NFL actually was

It's like your version of football, but with brain damage and more commercials.

It was too late for her to pray, she should have covered herself, no one would have noticed.
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like a vajazzle but for the entire body

Damn you @traf! I normally only pick one per person but you went out of your comfort zone and made a sports joke. And you did it right!

happy to say I was able to showcase the full extent of my sports knowledge in that joke

@traf,
Unfortunately the boss was at the audience too and this was the end result lol :D

Actually this happened to my friend once, not to the boss, he was founded by his wife. Just imagine what was happened then :D

Cheers~

See this is when age, experience and positioning comes into play.


Go for a kiss to quickly hide your face

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awww

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