Always That One Guy

in #funny8 years ago

When you look around after picking your nose hoping no one saw, but there's always one guy all like

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But if you’re gonna pick it and get caught, you might as well make sure you fully wipe it off your hand

the alpha is just marking his territory

I'm a dog whisperer I can tell you it's very likely he knows you're bringing him to get neutered, poor boy, that's the last time he will look at you as a real male.

i'm just taking his balls away, not his asshole
as long as i can still blame my farts on him

Perhaps, your mutt is just upset that you scolded him just yesterday for licking his hind, life is unfair, it's a good thing we're on-top of the evolution's pecking order.

not so sure about being on top of evolution's pecking order
there's always a bigger whale

Haha lmao sounds like you need one of these tattoos, the perfect excuse.


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and she has a tattoo of a nose on her ass

Copy cat.

Those are same

Better then being caught picking your arse!

he didn't exactly hide it did he?
I'll do this in a job interview if i detect it wasn't going well anyway

Just imagine the shit that Santa Claus has seen. You better leave him some cookies and milk because he knows everything

the milk's technically for the reindeer
but i guess if he drinks from a saucer he can help himself too

Okay Stay watching me ..

when I catch someone who does it,

let's tell everyone what he does.

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