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The reason why I stop climbing fences when I was a teen ( u know to sneak into bars, clubs and shit)



When Life Got You By The Nuts

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and that fence is named 'the wife'

the fence, the door, the mouse trap, the trunk, the nutcracker, etc

yes, pretty much every endearing nickname you can think off

haha good one :D

Hahaha, good one!!!

Always keep a can of WD40 handy, gets everything unstuck

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great for when you run out of deodorant too

Yeah gotta love the smell of WD40

When making sudden movements it's always important to think twice, we don't want to end up closing the door on our sex life

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it's ok, i've had a lot of training with hemorrhoids to take care of myself

Orange you glad I'm not a watermelon??

Hahaha hope it doesn't swell to those proportions

Nothin' like stretchin' the ol' knothole, eh?? lolol

Sweet Tree Stump....that's some serious stretching there women! I won't be just sitting on a yoga ball if you know what I mean

Oh yeah...BTW Welcome back. I see you got my message!

We need to have more comic chicks showing up here......least the danger of a sausage fest occuring and @traf just becomes a hotdog stand



Not So Good For Daily Consumption
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yea, I got the message lol....ya know, the saying goes 'man cannot live by sausages alone' so you gotta have a taco every now and then ;)

I love Mexican!!

Who doesn't?

hahahah..I'm teary eyes sweetie, teary eyed

Viva la mexico!

meep

Good to see you meep!

You gotta be careful experimenting with genitals in the public....

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Damn you consider your tongue a genital huh d4ki? Sweet bejesus you must lick them like a frog!

i see, he's stuck downstairs too

See @traf has got it but @dj123 my man need to do more experiments :P

Lol...with you any day @d4ki, same time tomorrow night?

"Come back and fight, you coward! It's merely a testicle, I've got another!" (Monty Python- The Meaning of Life)

just practicing for those smaller glory holes

Lol happened something like this before but no that part of my body

which part my dear @steeminator3000, don't hold back on the details now

Alright so this is more of an interesting fact than related. Everyone one knows about the American conversation about 4 bases n sex... 4th base being actual sex. But did you know there is a 5th base? What is it you ask? Click on this and the other link to get a good picture of it.

Warning: NSFW obviously

Thank you for the education snsfw.....that buddy IS 5th AND 6th base right there

Mmm why do I suddenly feel like having spaghetti and meatballs for lunch?

It happens..



Earnings from this comment will be donated to steemlab

Hate to ask what burst into a pool of blood.....but I'm too curious.....so wtf got smashed?

A watermelon..

that doesn't look like watermelon juice...nosiree I can see the damn hemoglobin on the glass!

probably just a movie prop - nothing to be scared about people

😂😂😂

nature is wise dear friend @traf, often does something amazing and leaves us open-mouthed, we can not believe that this is happening but it is real, look at these images

fuente:http://desmotivaciones.es/5766935/Arboles

fucking trees

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