A Little Help Here...
Me trying to free myself from the bed frame to which the hooker handcuffed me before making off with my wallet
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Me trying to free myself from the bed frame to which the hooker handcuffed me before making off with my wallet
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yeah you know I'll be wearing gloves when I help you get unstuck
The Is No Telling What Else She Has Stuck Into You
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don't want to leave your fingerprints when dismembering my body? wise choice
Didn't realise you had a membered body
Ah so that's what hooker literally means.. hook you to the bed
that and he was actually a 1 armed pirate with a hook for a hand
handcuffs? :)
those are just my testes warmers
hahahahah :)
Haha I feel ya m8, I'm still lugging round a car door.
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it's so he doesn't lose it
She also took the key for your chastity cage. I'd say you're officially screwed now, but that's hardly possible. Zing.
np, my bits fit through the chastity belt
Them bloody hookers!
and i'm always the fish that bites
Lol, well, well, I'll arrange this lady armageddon, after I sleep again, ha ha ha :D
not your first time being caught in that position i'm sure
Well at least she took the strap on with her as she left.
why would he have a strap on in the first place?
So you can return the favour
As long as she just took your wallet thats alright Traf just dont give her your steemit pass code no matter what she says she will do to you.
She could have also blind folded you...and god know what @steemnsfw would do to you if he found you cuffed & blind
Some bitches will blind a pussy like you
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