Accidents Happen

in #funny • 7 years ago

She's the fastest swimmer in the country but was still passed up in the relay events for some reason...

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     7 years ago 

    When you fart
    but it was not a fart.

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     7 years ago 

    that was the original plot to jaws

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     7 years ago 

    The fastest swimmer would be anyone trying to get away from that brown cloud.

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     7 years ago 

    mmmmmm chocolate...

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     7 years ago 

    Kind of random, but my wife mentioned that she used my razor to shave earlier to do me a favor. She said that whenever I shave it will be like having her pussy on my face.

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     7 years ago 

    my mom does the same thing

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     7 years ago 

    "Shit happens"

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     7 years ago 

    nice high projectile diarrhoea

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     7 years ago 

    @traf
    That was not actually accident ! she use her this special trick as NOS during swimming competition +_+

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     7 years ago 

    probably should have pregnant women giving birth for that extra big boost when needed

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     7 years ago 

    hahahahaaha Traffy you're next level savage guy +_+

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     7 years ago 

    The fastest swimmer would be anyone trying to get away from that brown cloud.

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     7 years ago 

    mmmmmm chocolate...

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     7 years ago 

    Thanks for you...

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     7 years ago 

    Thanks for you gentlebot

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     7 years ago 

    Most welcome sir..

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     7 years ago 

    That dude be jumping out of the pool because the ladies did first, don't want to miss that after bath because u stayed to looked.
    But as a dude, he knows very to go back to the pool decorator to ask for some company and consoling.
    smart guy

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     7 years ago (edited)

    @traf,
    Paddle faster to get away from that sh!t :D

    Traffy you can see more fastest swimmers or paddelers when such kind of accident happens lol :D

    Cheers~

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     7 years ago 

    Thanks

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