Traffic Lights

in #funny6 years ago (edited)

When the light turns green but the fucker in front of you is just standing there

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Yes ever since those silly self driving cars came onto the market,

owners of regular cars have been annoyingly waiting at red lights as they mentally prepare to upgrade to laziness

yeah, i for one am getting into the habit of clipping my toenails at red lights

how cute, but I dare you to rear-end this


How a Bike Can Block Your View Of The Traffic Lights

Bwahahah!

damn, they look like a boss duo in the next mad max game

Lool geez you are very funny, you just made me develop abs

@traf - LOL. Good enough reason for 'rear-ending' someone ( with your car I mean!!) hahaha

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damn right, stick it right in the exhaust pipe

Take out the guy in front of you in the most gratifying way possible just to get what you want

- so selfish / dominating / degrading doggy-style



Pound Him Down, Yes We Know You Fucking Want To
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going for the tackle i see

I have seen the this phenomenon in a marathon gang Bang 💥

the trick is to quickly run back to the end of the line and you can do it with no more than 3 ppl

He's not just standing there. He's texting/posting/wanking/eating/nose picking/contemplating murder and/or suicide/daydreaming/nightmaring/waiting for some sonofabitch to honk or bump at him and make his day. Of course, I live in the United States and nothing that happens outside our vehicles or the internet is real. So my opinion might be dubious.

P.s. those are cute rodents.

hmm seems like you're speaking from a position of first hand knowledge and experience

Yes. And vivid imagination.

Well deserved. That dude was driving up his @ss.
Had on a post you may not have seen. Soooo worth it.

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woah, not too sure what the hell is going on there

Haha Hell yes.. I Judge this Many Times !

And it can be very annoying

Ha Ha Ha, so interesting enjoyment @traf

barely awake driving like:

fml
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Hah, the woman jumping at the gas station reminds me of the Mii's hopping during Wii bowling.

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