2 vs 2

in #funny7 years ago

When we get into an argument with two bouncers at the club and I tell my friend 'you take the one on the right'

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I can imagine you doing this but I'm afraid to think what comes after that

I sure hope you have your chastity belt on

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i'll borrow my wife's and wear it backwards

Haha Conan O'brien is one of the great comedians!

Get ready to run.


That's what sidekicks are for

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ah glad to know i have a superhero body from the 60s

Reminds me of the old scout bear attack survival technique of tripping the person next to you while you run to safety.

so you sacrifice your friend while your sneak into the club, very ungentlemanly, make sure you take off your disguise once you get in



The Rewards Are Waiting Inside

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hmm unfortunately if i'm him it looks like I need to be on my friends shoulders and a trench coat as part of my disguise

Just have your friend throw himself at them

While they're occupied, you can finally get into the club

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ya need raiden from mortal kombat on my side

Your friend really thought it could take that bouncer....full marks for trying at least!

after a few drinks he thinks he can take on anyone

It seemed a fair fight

Unfortunately, this is the only move you know

Looks like the bouncer is enjoying it, though. You might be let in soon

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that's the only move i need, inside and outside the club

The guy on the left is just about to release.

bwahahah aim lower, you're totally missing the nipples!

That's why I bring my bigger sisters whenever there's a risk of a fight going down.

It helps that they know kung fu and have sword mastery

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she's got some hacks armor

All the flub is also good insulator.

The little one probably knows six ways to kill you in six seconds... like Yoda.

Funny though. They walk like the bouncers I know.

nah real life isn't like anime
the little guy's always weaker

Your words of encouragement to him, "Don't worry - the bigger they are, the...more you're... fucked."

Turns out the smaller one is stronger and knows Kung Fu.

funny i use the same line when I'm being his wingman inside

The only difference being, the pauses in that case are you admiring the assets.

@traf,
I think he (my friend) betrayed me in the last minute :D

Cheers~

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