Your Time in My Hands

in #funny7 years ago

There once was a fellow funky
Who was a hip-hop junkie
He drank booze and
Put his alarm clock on snooze.
His dad was unfathomably kinky
His mother loved her left pinky.

I love endangered monkeys
Tigers drink tomato soup
Dung beetles smell poop
Indian rodents are wannabe Yankees.

You are you and
I am you
We are together
And some soaps
Don't lather.

Wasting your time
Is not a crime
I suck at mime
Come be mine.

Note: Image from Pixabay (public domain)

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