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RE: Did you really think I was going to send a transmission titled "May The Forks Be With You"? If so, you are stupid.

in #funny8 years ago

I often wondered how Darth Vader consumed food and drink. Did he remove his helmet, and use his mouth, or did he have a tube connected to his stomach that attached to an external feeding tube on his suit? Have you ever considered green smoothies, @lordvader? They are a specialty on this planet.

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I do remove my helmet to eat. But there is not much of my digestive system left. I typically eat a disgusting protein paste that resembles your "baby food". It sucks.

There is something called Soylent Green. Tried that?
You can also get it now in Nectar and Cacao flavor.
https://www.amazon.com/HSA/pages/default?pageId=4096669E-D3BF-4462-9D1C-B20A88D39D94

In more civilized areas of the Galaxy it is considered rude to show someone else how you eat.

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