The unimaginable happened in an NFL game this weekend. (Jim Shorts Reports)
During an otherwise mundane football game between the Minnesota Vikings and the Aaron Rodgersless Green Bay Packers, the unthinkable happened.
In the first quarter between the 13:49 and 12:25 minute mark, the two teams accomplished something that hasn't happened in what seems like a decade. Although there was no fanfare or official recognition, it does not diminish the significance of this momentous accomplishment.
During that brief 1 minute and 24 seconds of game time, the Green Bay packers managed to run FOUR plays in a row without there being a penalty, injury, official review, time-out or commercial. The referees also did not bring out their 18th century distance measuring device known as "the chains". In addition, no one tried to convince lifelong NFL fans that they have no freaking clue what a catch really is.
The Packers celebrate running four plays in a row without a break in the action.
League Sources has been searching for evidence of the last time something this amazing happened in an NFL game. He has yet to find it.
When asked to comment on how incredibly unwatchable NFL football is becoming, Roger Goodall said, "I know right? It's terrible. I cannot believe Colin Kaepernick is ruining the game like this. Despite our efforts to perfect the game by reviewing every play, encouraging athletes to become so freakishly big, strong and fast that they are bound to injure themselves or others on every play, and making up the most ridiculous rules on what a touchdown catch is, Kaepernick keeps influencing every game he is not playing in and ruining it. What a jerk!"*
Let's just hope Kaepernick doesn't interfere with all of these brilliant touchdown celebrations which are definitely not already getting stale.
I'd like to remind everyone that these are grown ass men. By the way, what the hell is this?
*No one ever said this.
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