The Rockets and Clippers did not fight Monday night. (Jim Shorts Reports)

theregularguy (66)in #funny • 7 years ago

According to league sources the Rockets and Clippers did not fight after their game on Monday night.

Super tough. Did not fight. source

Here is a list of other players who did not fight on that, or any, night.

In case you haven't figured it out, that is every player in the NBA. You see, they never fight. They might push each other a little and then posture like they might fight (all the while saying, "Hold me back!") but they never actually fight.

Why?

Because the NBA is the biggest collection of fake tough guys ever assembled.

So when reports surfaced after Monday's Rockets vs Clippers game that the two teams were involved in a post game brawl, everyone with a brain laughed.

According to league sources, Trevor Ariza, Chris Paul and James harden marched into the Clippers' locker room as they were celebrating a victory. The Clippers dared the Rockets players to "take one more step". No one did. Security rushed in and no punches were thrown.

What a surprise!

For the rest of the week, perhaps I should only report on the things that didn't happen.

I'll start with this:

Someone cared what LaVar Ball had to say.

We hear your loud voice. But we don't care. source