Over the next 24 hours, we are going to hear a lot from League Sources. Who exactly is League Sources?

in #funny7 years ago

The NBA draft is less than 24 hours away.

In the days leading up to the draft, every sports and news outlet looks to one man to let them know what is about to transpire.

That man is of course none other than Mr. League Sources.

But who exactly is Mr. Sources?

After quite a bit of leg work and countless hours of hunting*, I have discovered the identity of the most quoted man alive leading up to the NBA draft.

Here he is.


This is League Sources himself!

Mr. Sources is an absolute fountain of misinformation. The draft is not here yet and he has already reported that the Chicago Bulls' Jimmy Butler will both be traded and not be traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers.

He has also predicted that the Los Angeles Lakers will draft Lonzo Ball as well as pass him up in the draft.

Mr. Sources also believes that in addition to being traded/not traded to the Cavaliers, Jimmy Butler will also be dealt to the Celtics, Suns and 76ers.

But League wasn't stopping there. He also boldly predicted that New York Knick Kristaps Porzingis will be traded to the Celtics, Lakers, 76ers, Suns, Kings and Thunder.

Both Butler and Porzingis appear like they will both be very busy next year.

With the east coast and midwest covered, Mr. Sources directed his attention to Los Angeles once again where he is certain DeAndre Jordan will both leave and stay with the Los Angeles Clippers.

For years, people have been trying to discover how League Sources knows so much about pending transactions in the NBA.

Then everyone realized that he doesn't know shit.

I can't wait to see exactly 50% of League Sources' predictions come true!

*Spending 45 seconds on the internet looking for a ridiculous picture of a basketball fan.

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Lol good question, and it always seem a misery to me as well. According to league source, ny is talking to phoenix for their 4th pick and devin booker for kp. Who is the league source exactly :) now i would just follow those authors in twitter who has good track record and ofcourse the woj bomb.

The beauty is that League Sources says so much... that he is bound to be right!

Mr. Sources now reporting that Jimmy Butler will simultaneously play for 3 teams and against himself 8 times a year.

He is going to be very tired.

hahaha there is no sorce prediction !! xD LOL

Nope. It's a mystery!

Hackers need their energy. That is a good mom.

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