Attention Baseball Players!!!

As a non-baseball player, I find it my duty to give a heads-up to you people that are. Here is a list of 3 things that, if you don't do already, you need to start. 

#1: Slide feet first. 

No one except some pretty twisted individuals want to see this:

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#2: Develop a better home run celebration.

Some players have no creativity when it comes to the home run celebration, others have way to much.

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What's this?? Are they celebrating a home run or reenacting a Bruce Lee movie??

#3: Wear a cup.

(Yes, you knew this was coming. I don't care. This was the most fun part to write, so enjoy)

ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS wear a cup. Though I do enjoy watching these over and over, save yourself alot of pain and me a lot of cringing by doing this. 

This means you fielders:

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(The look on his face though [insert hysterically laughing emoji])

And you batters

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This one almost looks on purpose. The walk isn't worth it buddy.

I can hear you saying, "What about the umpires???"

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Yep, them too. 

Once again, pleeeeeeease follow these instructions. Granted, it would make MLB less enjoyable to watch, so if you want to become a viral internet sensation, ignore this post (feel free to upvote it anyway, though;-). 

Thank you for reading!! 

*gifs from Gif Keyboard

**gifs from GIPHY