Must Have Brains

in #funny7 years ago

Between kids, work, house work, and all the other crap that comes with being an adult I feel like a zombie by mid-week. I'm lacking sleep, high on coffee (or other stuff, cleaning solutions, maybe...or maybe the smoke from burning dinner yet again), weary to my bones and I feel like half my brain cells have died (much like when I was pregnant).

Oh, weekend where art thou? I can't wait for you to come so we can relax (maybe, maybe not, cuz I might be too busy with Steemit, sorry I don't mean to push you aside but Steemit helps me earn something while I relax which is more than I can say for you).

I'm rambling and to whoever is reading, if you're waiting for a punchline, you're going to be sorely disappointed. It's late and my brain is dead or sleeping already, I don't know why my fingers are still hammering this keyboard. Wow, this might be the longest post I've written so far and I can't remember what it's supposed to be about, oh yes, zombies and brains. I gotta get me some brains and since everyone is asleep, this is the best time to get those brains...less resistance.

Good night, sweet dreams and if you hear something creeping outside your door, don't think, don't scream just run cuz it's the zombies after your brain.

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I think it is the most original post that I read ever, I am following yo because I want more

Thank you. Here's a guy, @nonameslefttouse, I follow who writes really interesting pieces with art too. Check him out, you might enjoy his posts.

this is a very cool post friends.

haha you're a natural

It's late and my brain is dead or sleeping already, I don't know why my fingers are still hammering this keyboard.

I gotta get me some brains and since everyone is asleep, this is the best time to get those brains...less resistance.

zombie-mom blogging!

Thanks, dj. I'm glad you enjoyed my natural rambling.

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