Give Me a Break!

in #funny8 years ago

Me after dropping the kids to school

That is until I get home and realize

My day's only beginning

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do it at the orphanage and you won't have to bother again

Nah tried that, orphans complain when you cry in front of them. My therapist said something about repressed memories, I dunno I don't listen to her anymore. Not since she suggested I stop masturbating, hey! It wasn't my fault she's hot. The police didn't understand they said something about "not appropriate" and "minors aren't meat" it was a weird half hour but don't worry I managed to finish.

So all's well that ends well.

They always find their way back, damn GPS.

this is a very interesting post for me @take5 i like friends

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