All's Forgiven, Of Course - Comedy Open Mic Round12 Entry1

in funny •  5 months ago

When you cheat on a girl and she forgives you,

Don't be too quick to feel relieved

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She may be all smiles on the outside, but inside, she's already plotting her revenge

I nominate @bennettitalia and @bentheredonethat to try their hands at #comedyopenmic.

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plotting flossing her teeth rigorously i see


Gotta keep those teeth nice and clean.

I'm not convinced that counts as "on the inside"

lol the revenge plotting almost felt like she's practicing for something else.

if you know what i mean

Damn. my mind is fcuked.


She wants a revenge to kick you a**.


That's how you gargle, holy. Don't you know?


if i could see that as gargling, i wont ever ponder the glass half-full, half-empty debate. Every empty cup will be full.


lol.... I'm afraid to even comment


She's demonstrating how to discipline kids who swear at teachers, you clean their mouth out with a soap and plunger.

Wow... that was deep.


Thank you. I'm trying to give good advice here and people are looking at it the wrong way.


Thank you for spreading the love. If only my wife would use Steemit she would learn too.


Well, you can always teach her.

And he will reply when you enter the room


I think the fellow who wrote "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned/Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" knew exactly this situation :D

When a woman decides to take her revenge, even the devil sits down and take notes of how to be wicked