Time to stop buying green bananas

in #funny • 7 years ago

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A cheap man goes to the doctor for a checkup to determine how healthy he is so he knows how long of a life insurance policy to buy.

Cheap man: Well, doctor, how long of a life insurance policy should I buy?"
Doctor: "Do you like bananas?"
Cheap man: "Yes, but what does that have to do with how long I have to live?"
Doctor: "If I were you, I wouldn't buy any green bananas!"



source: Based on quote by Chi Chi Rodriquez, who said, "I'm so old I don't buy green bananas!"

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     7 years ago 

    but the yellow bananas tend to break on the way in

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     7 years ago 

    i love the story with the doctor

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     7 years ago 

    Nice gif! I decided to go with a well known (hopefully) expression and mold a joke around it.

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       7 years ago 

      Sometimes it feels like I should just buy them after they turn black.

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