JOKES I WROTE MYSELF - TOUGH TOENAILS!

in #funny6 years ago

When my kids would complain and whine about things, at first I would explain why and be patient.

Later I would just say:


“Tough Toenails”

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Then they would say:
“Dad! Stop saying Tough Toenails, we don’t like it!”

"OK.. Tough Tamales”

“DAD!!”

“Ok, ok
Tough Tacos!”

DAD!!!!

“Tough Titties?”

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Tough Turds (no pic necessary)

Tough Times (we all know about those...)

Tuff Toerings!

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Tuff Tacos
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Tasty Toenails

Tasty Toerings

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Tight Toenails
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Tacky Toenails!
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Tough Tires
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TUFF TOKENS!
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TUFF LOVE can be a real BITCH!

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All Images - Evanni Solei, Penthouse, and FootFetishDaily.com

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this was a really strange post but I read it all the way through for some reason...

Show us your toes!
Show you mine if you show me yours!

Imagine they use it for their kids too :D

Please resteem me.

Wow spicey post surfyogi!

Yeah never really thought of bringing toe stuff such a hot way lol !

Is is socially acceptable to admit you love TOES?
I'm not sure..
Maybe I can be the next publisher of TOENAIL MAGAZINE?

Well if that becomes the case ,You will rock with that magazine ;)
I am sure !

FootFetishDaily.com

my new homepage

It is really interesting.Let 's see what happens as time goes on. :)))@surfyogi

amazing post i like it upvoted and resteemed

I like it. Tough token for sure. I think we might have a little dip but I think we're going to be heading towards $60 by this time next year.

So good :)))))

If it made you laugh, please share it with others!

FootFetish :))

I want to start an Improv Group on Steemit and I could use some volunteers!
This is really a great intro for an improv act that could just take off, and go up and up and up.

I am only beginning to understand how funny this can be and grow into...

I knew it all along! You are trying to build an Underground Foot Fetish Ring here on Steem! Sadly I'm not into that, more of a classical tits and ass guy here...

I am so BUSTED!
U know, some don't realize until later in life, they have a TWIST!

To find out what you like and living it out is pretty important, you are right mate.

Looking forward to the time when #feet is No1 on Steemit , thanks to the yogimob :D

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