Reddit jokes hot 25 on 2017-08-07

1. A soldier ran up to a nun
2. A joke my pastor told this morning at church
3. Have you seen r/tifu recently.
4. What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years?
5. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
6. Growing up, my dad said we should treat him like a god...
7. My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline for his birthday..
8. A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London..
9. Trump and Obama meets during inauguration.
10. What do the movies "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" have in common?
11. I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy"
12. Whats wet on the inside and hairy on the outside. It starts with 'C', ends with 'T', and has a 'U' and an 'N' in the middle.
13. Talking about Genders is a lot like the World Trade centers.
14. BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you
15. Why did the bald man have his hand down his pants?
16. Why do riot police like to get to work early?
17. I played doctor with my girlfriend
18. My friend got offended when I insulted his broken lamp...
19. My friend david had his id stolen a few days ago.
20. What the boy with no arms got for his birthday?
21. My girlfriend just sent me a Facebook message saying:
22. What are some good things about living in Switzerland?
23. A religious man was drowning in the middle of the sea.
24. A woman was in her physician's office when she suddenly asked him to kiss her
25. I once Threw a lamp at my sister....

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