Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats - Thrift Store Find of the Day (or Lifetime)?
As a "professional" thrifter and reseller, I've come across some crazy stuff.
I once found a used "deluxe" penis extension kit on the kid's toy shelf and reported it to the manager. Yes, some type of medieval stretching contraption. Yes, it was USED, and very unclean!
To the amazing team responsible for donating, pricing, and stocking it in the kid's section, you're all a bunch of idiots.
Moving on...
Today's rare find was an Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats! Sighhh, my lucky day!
It was sealed new for $2.00, so we all know that it doesn't get any better than this. How could I also not appreciate the candid honesty on the box that "CATS LOVE IT!"?
To think that it'd been sitting in that store unclaimed for weeks broke my heart. A cat could have been enjoying it all of that time!
I actually DO have a cat named Spike, so the stars seemed aligned. I was so tempted to brighten his day with this gift and make him wear it to dovetail this post. I'm sure he would've been so happy that he just wouldn't be able to stop himself from clawing me to pieces in excitement.
The design was flawless. The safety instruction were so thoughtful. Renowned Kitty Kitty Meow Meow even endorsed recycling. I can't imagine how much that sponsorship deal must've cost.
Lastly, what better way to ensure that my happy cat would have this unicorn hat for a lifetime than to have it be inflatable?
I feel bad for having doubts then, but hindsight is 20/20. CATS LOVE IT! Just look how happy Spyke is. That could be my Spike. Maybe it'll still there tomorrow...
Let me know if you've had any crazy thrift store finds below!
sounds like something the wife would buy and conveniently say it's for the cat
Haha I HOPE you're talking about the unicorn hat and not the extender hahahaha.
she doesn't need an extender, she's big enough
Ha, we're really dragging this out aren't we...
I'm just fishing for an upvote from a minnow
those 2c start to add up you know!
haha... yeah, it's totally worth it....you can even make a copper lightsaber from a stack of pennies, just use that delux extender that @steemmatt found as the hilt....super cool right?
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Jesus, you are all over the board @dj123! The force is strong in you.
juicing carrots and berries....that's my secret for spamming your boards. I would apologize but then you'll hear 'Buzzz'.....ode to your simpson post :)
your fun post are getting stronger young apprentice....I feel the dark side rising within you :)
Thought that counts. As long as you got the wife in drag reference.
haha....love 2 c some serious posting to #emasculation
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Hahah lol 😂 some inventions are just better than others
Damn, Dan. You're making me feel like I let one get away.
Thanks, I needed that laugh, love the expression on the cats face. Well done, sorry my vote is worth squat.
Vote not necessary, you laughing was.
You have a great attitude, you received my 100% vote, sometimes it's actually worth a penny. Apparently not today :( Love what you do!
@steemmatt.....why?...Why?....WHY is there no picture of the used "deluxe" penis extension kit all in it's used and unclean glory?
you tease!
I didn't think to capture a picture of it then on the shelf. Hold on, I'll take a picture of it now. Hahaha. Seriously was revolted by it.
haha....I expect stronger stomachs from Steemians with Rep 55 or higher :)
It had some type of green film on it. Mildew, fungus, I don't know. There should not be any type of anything on it. I opted to leave those details out until you dragged them out of me. This was pre-Steemit. If you're ok with that condition, let me know and I'll buy the next one I find in a thrift store or when upcycling and happily send it to you free of charge.
now...now...don't go making promises you can't keep @steemmatt
I'll be looking for that kind of minimum commitment from the men I meet on Steeemit :P
Haha, that box art is priceless! Gotta love the wtf are you doing to me human cat face.
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