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does it have to have a nose?
@steemnsfw from customer service should have your response within 24 hours.
Put me down for 10.
You know for my "mouth to mouth resuscitation classes"
Nice ! A mouth that doesn't talk back
It also comes with divorce papers to help if you get caught. Carefulllll.
Yea it seems a bit like playing with fire 🔥
Is that a 1:1 scale cast of Steem Matt? If so I'll take 3... You know..
For science stuff
This post was designed in mind for @steemnsfw. My tribute...
@steemmatt
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Or you know click both... Warning NSFW!!
Par for the course for me to look like a fool.
This was your time to shine.
:'(