How Phobias Are Born

in #funny8 years ago (edited)

As Timmy's new psychiatrist, I'll admit that I was skeptical of his reported phobias for cats, fur, claws, tails, weeds, grass, red pants, backyards, fences, sunshine, and the month of April...

...until he showed me the home video.

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well too bad for timmy that cat was neo from the matrix

poor kid will be scarred for life!

In every way possible!

So sad, I have a phobia for birds because I was attacked by a mother Hen who mistook me for threat. She pecked me just above my right eye, I was so scared, I passed out.
20 years later and I still get the chills whenever I'm around birds.

That sounds pretty traumatic. Hopefully your flashbacks dissipate so I don't get a doctor's bill.

What a misfortune, now to work to desensitize it

Lol, that cat should become an ufc champ :))

The only cage match that's going to happen is me getting that cat in a carrier to give it away.

I can't say I blame the cat too much . I would do the same if someone whipped me. Well probably a bit less acrobatically

A toddler with a floppy weed whipping a cat? C'mon, Dan! I thought you were raised by Vikings!

Well the thing is I was whipped as well when I was a kid, but with something entirely different. I still have dick shaped scars on my back. That's why I can kind of relate to the cat

You're so lucky you're married to a great wife and can say whatever the hell you want. So lucky!!

Haha I do feel lucky indeed

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