Dear Steemians,
Today I’ve decided to communicate in the universal language of the GIF!
I spent 111 days on Steemit and often you got to see me with the same facial expression… as you know, I am a mannequin and therefore cannot do much about it… I’m just like that.

I looked for many solutions, from robotic jaws to bionic eyes, but costs were just too high. The saddest thing is to not have a heart inside my empty chest made of plastic.

The Androids&Cyborgs Office of the U.S. National Security Department proposed to help me, with the condition of sending me up in their first missions to Mars as a cook-mannequin.
My job was supposed to be to prepare my famous pesto-sauce for the entire NASA staff and for the new extraterrestrial living beings. This mission seemed to be too risky for me, so on a summer night I decided to take off and escape from the base they were keeping me… I jumped into the Mississippi River and I floated until the Mexican Gulf.
Right there began my adventure.

I will tell you the rest of the story and my breakaway from East-Korea in the next posts, also because there are too many details that could compromise my freedom and your life :-)

I express my gratitude to Switzerland for having me granted political asylum and for having me provided an "undercover job" (the first undercover mannequin).

Here I am with a red wig and a white shirt to honor my host country!

And here I am with a new mouth, moustaches and a new pair of eyes… unfortunately it is virtual reality…

Undercover greetings,

Steemitri The Mannequin

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