It used to be you only had to worry about flying pigs, but some skilled craftsmen from Norway have constructed a flying penis.

The machine seems to have been made of balsa wood in 'x-wing' type configuration, with a front facing propeller. The guys seem doubtful about how well it fly, but when it takes off it is truly majestic, and you tell from the laughter that it is a sight to behold!

Skip to 0.58 if you are impatient to see the launch.

While trying to find out more information about this magnificent flying machine I went down the rabbithole of Norwegian penis humor.

A few years ago a Norwegian pilot flying a passenger plane got bored while waiting for clearance to land over Sweden. The flight radar revealed its route:

While the skies of Scandanvia certainly aren't safe from airborne cocks, you should also be on your guard if out and about on the streets. One guy has taken it upon himself to raise awareness of chlamydia and contraception by dressing up in a penis suit and surprising people with a glitter explosion!

Sources - Norwegian airplane pilot's radar penis , Giant penis on the loose firing glitter at people