Why the hell did Hitler have to go and ruin the toothbrush mustache?

Sometimes I think to myself and wonder.....

Why the hell did Hitler have to go be the evil white guy and ruin the toothbrush mustache? A mustache that could only be defined as 'Pure Sex Mode.'

Before you disagree let's take a gander shall we at Charlie Chaplin..... another famous person that wore the toothbrush mustache before Adolf went and fucked the whole thing up.

This type of mustache was obviously a fashion trend at one point. We all know Charlie Chaplin got more vag than a tampon factory so obviously his sex-a-saurus Rex mustache was helping him in the 'gettin laid' department.

Think about it..... if Hitler would of sported a fro or long sideburn chops like Link from Zelda: Breath of the Wild then we would never see people sport those kind of do's again....

Wish I could go into a time machine or different reality and change what happened with Hitler for the obvious reasons because FUCK THAT GUY, but..... Would people right now in the present time or in our near future be sporting this stache if Naziboy wouldn't of existed?

Something to think about..... helps to be stoned first though.... juss sayin.'