Funny, isn't it
A guy robs a bank in Kansas, according to him, so he can get arrested and sent to jail to get away from his wife. Well, they sentenced him to 6 months of house arrest: http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/o-t-lounge/dude-who-robbed-a-bank-to-get-away-from-his-wife-is-sentenced-to-6-months-of-house-arrest/70649805/