Welcome Me Back Suckers Er...Steemers!
Did I get my Japanese done?
Nopes.
So what did I get done?
A little bit of Japanese.
And that my friends, is still progress.
I Guess This Is Where A Heading Comes Next
In a typical blog post, that is. But this is not a typical blog post!
So The Heading Will Come Here
30 days, and I've barely learnt 1/4th of Japanese. Sheesh, what does that even tell about me?
Nothing, it just says I didn't like it that much.
But does not liking something mean you should just leave it like that?
Why am I questioning myself so much?
There I did again.
Why are all blog posts like this anyway, dude? We need to talk about that...
Everybody's just doing what everybody else does. And they think that's how it should be. Whenever I search some random word in google , I'm choked with results that ALL LOOK THE DAMN SAME.
"5 Ways X Can Help You"
"15 Ways X Can Do Y To You"
"Did You Know--"
YES SIR, I BET I DO KNOW. YOUR SHITTY COMPETITORS ABOVE PROBABLY ALREADY SAID THAT SHIT.
"But Did You Know Your Fly Was Open?"
Oh.
Thanks.
Check The Trending Page
And find me a guy who's actually writing something which seems "fresh". Everything's the same old darned thing.
It's just words these days man. All those "blog" "posts". BOOORRIIIIINNNGG.
Look, all I'm saying is.
That your blog posts suck. Is that too much to say? Does that even hurt one's feelings? Is it really so offensive?
Yeah. It is. But what're you gonna do about it?
Exactly - nothing! You're just gonna read through this post, upvote it because "I agree with this because it is rebellious and I don't have any thoughts of my own", check what other losers said in the comments and then close the tab.
That's what you're gonna do. Right?
No?
Wrong?
Cool.
Anyway, the point was that I'm back.
This just got boring again, didn't it? You thought the roller coaster was actually going up with that last para and then come to an amazing and profound conclusion, didn't ya?
Disappointed?
Did I tell you I'm a certified mind reader, lemme guess, nope.
Cuz I'm not.
That's life -- the disappointment you just felt. Deal with it.
I've milked that joke well.
In Conclusion
Yeah, as if this was a theory paper. GTFO outta here you uncreative bum.
I'll learn Japanese at my own pace.
Welcome back, Freakshow.
Yo.
I remember you nominated my ass for a COM post.
I was gonna make this post an entry (and lower the standards of the contest) but the current round's about to be over and I wanted to post it at the round start. Also my time machine is currently not working so there's that.
You still can't enter it in the next round, so that is no excuse. You should get it in there now.
Done diddly doo.